How cool is that!
Jun. 23rd, 2003 12:00 pmFRIDAY NIGHT- I GOT MY FIRST NON-DISTRESS ELT FIND! That's right, I'm a badass! It was located at the "gun club", a group of hangers on the far side of Santa Rosa Airport. I used my skills baby, found that emergency beacon that was going off, and thats that! So I'll have a new ribbon for my uniform... nice!
Saturday, I picked up my rental car while my truck was having warranty work done on it (A Nissan Altima with 4,000 miles, NICE RENTAL!), and Stace and I ventured out to get her car smoged. She failed smog ONLY because of the check engine light. HER EMISSIONS WERE WELL BELOW LIMITS, but that damn light is an automatic fail. That's fucking retarded. If you're below emissions, you're clean, issue the certificate you ASSHOLES!
After that, we went to get lunch, and we met this totally cool chick named Brenna. This is a girl we totally need to get to know! We cracked her up with our non-stop, well, we were just talking like we always do and everyone seems to laughs their asses off!? AND STACE WAS ASKED, "Are you his wife?" LMAO Sorry JC, yet another person has asked you if I'm shagging you till death do we part LOL. You and your big titty livejournal.com shirts LOL One of these days I'm going to say, "Yes, this is my sexy trophy wife, we screw every few hours, and at rest stops. I'm hung like a porn star and she can't even fit it all in her, but she LOVES to try and I love her moaning!!" Can you imagine the look on the faces of everyone that hears that??? Talk about a good bit for the radio...
Saturday was concluded with chillin' and eating totally delicious pulled pork BBQ sandwiches a la Jessamine. YUMMY JESS! I had a beer at Stacey's work before we got home to eat pulled pork. No, I didn't drive the car after my beer. I love my new apartment setup! Oh yeah, sex Saturday night lol
Sunday, a drive around Cali in the killer rental car with Jessie. Up to Cloverdale, over to Point Arena, ATTACKED BY RACCOONS AT THE LIGHTHOUSE, drive to Bodega Bay and engage in the consumption of great Japanese food, and drive home. 5 hours driving, 7 hours out total, 200 miles. Study a bit, catch up with Stace and listen about her day, go to bed, more sex lol.
Monday, 8am-
Well, first, Human Sexuality. I think I got a 95% on my first exam this morning. Dude, can you tell I grew up in a house with 4 generations of women or what??!! Also, does that mean I'm really good in bed? I mean, a 95% suggests you at least UNDERSTAND sexual issues... I'll trust Jessie's glowing comments (and loud screams of pleasure) as a confirmation of the test results. Also, isn't it an ego boost when your GF has to play with herself after sex because she wasn't done because she says, "Well I'm not used to only having ONE or TWO orgasms when we have sex!". Yeah, I feel like I let her down, only a couple of them before she just HAD to have more... So I had an off night! I was exhausted! SUE ME! LOL
Anyway, I have a CAP meeting tonight, and we've been placed on Red Alert by the Office of Emergency Services. At least I can talk to members at the meeting and not have to call everyone on the tele ONE AT A TIME. Good timing, and good thing this is just a drill. None the less, I'm treating it as the real thing, and I WILL have at LEAST 2 aircrews on 1 hours notice to launch. I love my duties in CAP, I wish I got paid for it because I'd do it full time instead of just as a volunteer. But hey, I get to fly, get ground rescue training, and take part in maybe saving a life. Wouldn't that be cool, to actually say, "I saved a life"?? Bitchin. Totally fucking bitchin! Wish my squadron luck, and that our engine DOESN'T fail at 800 feet above ground with no where to land safely! That, would so ruin my day folks... I need my S&M, where's my Metallica CDs...