I have SEEEEEEEN the promised land...

And it's at Carls Jr. I just had lunch, I killed the burger. I just, tore it apart like a madman. It was the pinnacle of Atkins... And tried to call you to tell you about it Stacey, but you weren't there. A, DOUBLE, SIX, DOLLAR, BURGER. Yes, that's two, count them, TWO 1/2 pound patties, wrapped in lettuce, with melted cheese, and BBQ Sauce. 15 carbs for 1 pound of food, $6.50 including my huge soda. Yes kids, the future is now, and it is good. It is filled with things that actually FILL YOU UP, instead of just hold you over to your next snack. I've lost 20 (OK, Nineteen) pounds in the past 3 months, with at a minimum 1 pound lost per week over the past 13 weeks or so. No set backs, no "same" weeks, no gains, all losses. If this low carb craze will hold long enough for more wonderful capitalists to come up with new low carb options, I'll be in uniform by the end of the year (I have a regulation weight I have to be at for a man of 6 feet tall, to wear the Air Force uniform). Oh yes, capitalism works, socialists can so kiss my ass. God bless America.