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Meet Daniel, my Nephew. 2 months old. I want one of these!

I see him wringing his hands plotting his WORLD DOMINATION!

Why wasn't I looking at the camera? He had just farted, a lot,
right on my hands. It was getting warm. Ew. Welcome to the family.

Bobbi almost dropped my phone laughing as hard as she was. Surprisingly,
she held the camera still and took a pretty good picture without motion blur. What was I saying to him you you ask?

"Ohhhhhhh(picture taken, *CLICK*)hhhhhh yeah, thanks Daniel, my hands were cold, I appreciate that!"