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I AM A SICK PUPPY =(
Dec. 5th, 2004 01:22 amAnyone in the bay area that would like to come take care of me may do so by appointment Sunday, December 5th.
I'm sick, I cough all night, and I have one month to get my Physical Agility testing done for either Rancho Adobe or Rohnert Park. OH, did I forget to mention Rancho Adobe Fire District asked me to attend an intro on Jan 7th at 7pm? Well they did, and it made me happy in the pants.
Speaking of happy pants, I'm a pervert. See, I have this 130 question polygraph exam I have to take for Rohnert Park's Fire Division... It's the full Peace Officer's interview and background. That's right, want to fight fires for RP, you need to be squeaky clean. Here's what I imagine are a few sticking points-
Have you been over 18 and slept with someone under 18? YES, my first love was 16, I was 18, we dated and fucked a lot for 2 years.
Have you had sex in public? YES, let me count the ways...
Have you ever made an obscene phone call? YES, it's called phone sex with your long distance love, and I've done that a few times before we lived together...
Have you ever.... OK, no more, there are other things but we won't go there. One of my ex's was really into S&M, and she wanted me to "rape" her. Now, when someone ASKS you to do that, I know it's not rape, but still, using all your strength to get inside someone that's fighting, even if she said she WANTED you to do that, still feels in MY mind like rape, because, well shit it just does! You cannot rape the willing! So what do I answer on THAT question? "sorta"?!
Makes me want to drop that part of the process and not work for RP. I want to go into burning buildings and save lives, not work as a peace officer...
ANYWAY, that's my update for now. I have a flu, I'm miserable, and I want company. So someone come take care of me!!!
I'm sick, I cough all night, and I have one month to get my Physical Agility testing done for either Rancho Adobe or Rohnert Park. OH, did I forget to mention Rancho Adobe Fire District asked me to attend an intro on Jan 7th at 7pm? Well they did, and it made me happy in the pants.
Speaking of happy pants, I'm a pervert. See, I have this 130 question polygraph exam I have to take for Rohnert Park's Fire Division... It's the full Peace Officer's interview and background. That's right, want to fight fires for RP, you need to be squeaky clean. Here's what I imagine are a few sticking points-
Have you been over 18 and slept with someone under 18? YES, my first love was 16, I was 18, we dated and fucked a lot for 2 years.
Have you had sex in public? YES, let me count the ways...
Have you ever made an obscene phone call? YES, it's called phone sex with your long distance love, and I've done that a few times before we lived together...
Have you ever.... OK, no more, there are other things but we won't go there. One of my ex's was really into S&M, and she wanted me to "rape" her. Now, when someone ASKS you to do that, I know it's not rape, but still, using all your strength to get inside someone that's fighting, even if she said she WANTED you to do that, still feels in MY mind like rape, because, well shit it just does! You cannot rape the willing! So what do I answer on THAT question? "sorta"?!
Makes me want to drop that part of the process and not work for RP. I want to go into burning buildings and save lives, not work as a peace officer...
ANYWAY, that's my update for now. I have a flu, I'm miserable, and I want company. So someone come take care of me!!!
